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From Monsters and Critics.com
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Chris Martin haunted by musical ghost
By Bang
Jan 13, 2006, 19:00 GMT
Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin claim they are being haunted by the ghost of a 19th century musician.
The pair believe their north London home, which they share with daughter Apple, is possessed by the ghost of Adolphus White - a Royal College of Music professor who died at the property in 1902.The pregnant 'Shakespeare In Love' actress is so worried about the musical apparition she is planning an exorcism at the house - located in the capital's plush Belsize Park region - before she gives birth in the spring.
Friends of the 33-year-old actress and her Coldplay star husband say the pair have become increasingly anxious about the alleged spectre.
One said: 'It's well known Chris had a lot of trouble writing his latest album 'X&Y' and he's linking it to the haunting.'
The Oscar-winning beauty has reportedly approached a Kabbalah rabbi about having the home exorcised.
If the exorcism takes place, a team of the faith's followers will go into the house and read psalms and blow a ram's horn as part of the spiritual practice.
Gwyneth reportedly turned to the Kabbalah Centre on the advice of close friend Madonna, who is a devout follower of the mystical faith.

Silly celebrities continue to make a mockery of this ancient philosophy.
To discover the real Qabalah, read the works of Dion Fortune or modern respected occultists Melita Denning and Osborne Phillips.
I am soooooooo tired of moron celebrities. If there's a way to make something good and worthwhile look stupid and flighty, they will find it.
If I could find a way, I would exorcise them!
Maybe the phantom Prof will find the tunes blown on the horn compelling and will do the Electric Slide down Gwynnie's spiral staircase!

Peace anyway,
Cynical Lily