Saturday, April 08, 2006

Satan's Been Spending My Money!

Here is a duplicate of an email I sent to two like-minded friends. Yes, they too are insane! ;-) If you are also insane, or if you are simply among those who believe in the Worlds Unseen, you may benefit from the links I provide. And you may freak out a little bit too when you hear about my bank account! Ready? Here we go!
I was looking for a good spell to send blessings to a friendly but troubled spirit and I came upon these.
I haven't tried any of these yet but some of them seem interesting and possibly useful. Some of them in the first list are only good for a laugh and you'll know those when you read them!
These spells are the most interesting to me:
Of course as with any spell we can adapt it to suit our personality, situation or purpose. I was just really struck by these and wanted to share them.
How's this for making the hair stand up on the back of your neck? I called the bank today to find out the status of my account. Now I will admit I'm bad at keeping records and am always going into the hole. But when you hear what my overdrawn balance is, try to keep from freaking out. I about fell over dead when I heard it!
If that doesn't give you the chills, I don't know what will!
Yep...whenever I see the number .04, it scares the crap out of me!
Only kidding--I'm sure you can see why this made my hair stand on end and my blood pressure rise 20 points!
Forget trying not to be superstitious. That's just plain weird.
I'm closing this account and getting rid of the debit card. If I've ever seen a sign that I've got to drastically change something NOW, this is it!
Don't you hate it when you're getting ready to do something and realize that you've brought the wrong items? I was going to do a beneficient sending while at work late at night and when no-one else was around, but instead of the black candle for dispelling negativity and aiding spirit communication I brought the prosperity candle. Argh! Idiot!
I hope maybe my boneheadedness at least gave my invisible friend cause to laugh a little. He can really use it right now.
Blessed Be,