Wednesday, January 17, 2007

It Ain't Easy

It ain't easy being born into a world which prefers concrete explanations and easy categorizations whey you are one who deals with things that often have no concrete explanation and can't be easily categorized.
I have been writing a book for more than a year now. The original idea actually came to be in 1992. I have always wanted to have MY name on a book.
This can't happen because the book I've written has grown far from the original concept, which, in all honesty, probably wouldn't have sold very well anyway.
I'm not sure the book will sell well, if at all. But part of the reason I can't write it under my real name is because of my co-author.
Who happens to be a ghost.
If you are the kind of person who wants to read with an open mind more about my experiences with this situation, click here.
If you are the kind who will only see fit to tell me that I need psychiatric help, let me behoove you not to waste your time. I'm bipolar. I already know I have psych issues. In fact you can read more about them here.
If you want to tell me that I'm being controlled by Satanic influences, save your keystrokes, because I don't believe that's the case. I'm a mystical witchy kind of person, so I'm already damned by your standards anyway.
If you are an aethiest or otherwise believe there is no existence after the demise of the body--well, what the hell are you doing reading this kind of blog? Save your keystrokes too because I've already heard your argument before. You can't be communicating with a ghost because there's no such thing as ghosts. Maybe you're right. But I don't think so.
If you're an Internet troll, fuck off on general principles, because I hate your worthless ilk. I don't need your poison. Get a life.
I'm not saying you have to believe exactly what I believe. But let's try to be tolerant of one another, shall we?
If you're cool with what I'm saying, then I'm sorry to have come off like a total grouch. I'm a curmudgeon, but I actually don't bite unless provoked!
The book, by the way, will be written under the name Lily Strange. Lily is my mystic name. The strange is obvious.


Tom & Icy said...

Remember Topper? Or was that before your time?

Lily said...

I've heard of Topper, before my brain imploded. Refresh my sketchy memory.

Tom & Icy said...

It was a TV show I watched when I was a kid in the fifties about a couple that were killed in a wreck and came back as ghosts and had a Saint Bernard dog that was also a ghost. I think there were movies about Topper, too.

Cheesemeister said...

Ah, now I remember! I enjoyed those when they had them in reruns for awhile. I wonder why they don't bring it back on TV Land or such.

Tom & Icy said...

We'd rather watch Adult Swim with the Milk Shake and French Fry guys.

Cheesemeister said...

My son is always making disgusting allegations about what that milk shake is actually composed of.
And aren't those aliens who come bothering the guy next door terrorists?